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       | Local date and time is: Sat 20 Oct 15:41:06 EDT 2018.   |
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 (DIR) About this server (it sucks less than systemd!)
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 (DIR) Console art for the Linux color UTF-8 console
        
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 (DIR) Public user files
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       Software: 
 (DIR) gophernicus patches (new!)
 (DIR) ASUSWRT programs (old)
        
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       Last modified: Sun  7 Oct 01:56:25 EDT 2018
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