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             * * * VITAL SIGNS * * *
       Note: this resource does not work 100% if system
        uptime is less-than 1 hour.
        * POWER * (updated every 60 seconds)
       Battery charge: %
       Battery runtime:  minutes (at no-load)
 (IMG) Mains voltage:  VAC
 (IMG) Output voltage:  VAC
       Load on UPS: %
       UPS status: 
        
        * HARD DISK * (updated every 5 minutes)
                               Root            Backup
       Raw_Read_Error_Rate                     
       Spin_Up_Time                            
       Start_Stop_Count                        
       Reallocated_Sector_Ct                   
       Seek_Error_Rate                         
       Power_On_Hours                          
       Spin_Retry_Count                        
       Calibration_Retry_Count                 
       Power_Cycle_Count                       
       Uncorrectable_Error_Cnt                 
       Valid_Spare_Block_Cnt                   
       Initial_Bad_Block_Count                 
       Total_Erase_Count                       
       Max_Erase_Count                         
       Min_Erase_Count                         
       Average_Erase_Count                     
       Max_Erase_Count_of_Spec                 
       Remaining_Lifetime_Perc                 
       Program_Fail_Count_Chip                 
       Erase_Fail_Count_Chip                   
       Wear_Leveling_Count                     
       Runtime_Invalid_Blk_Cnt                 
       Program_Fail_Cnt_Total                  
       Erase_Fail_Count_Total                  
       Power-Off_Retract_Count                 
       Load_Cycle_Count                        
       Temperature_Celsius                     
       Hardware_ECC_Recovered                  
       Reallocated_Event_Count                 
       Current_Pending_Sector                  
       Offline_Uncorrectable                   
       UDMA_CRC_Error_Count                    
       Multi_Zone_Error_Rate                   
       Available_Reservd_Space                 
       Host_Writes_32MiB                       
       Host_Reads_32MiB                        
       TLC_Writes_32MiB                        
       
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